- Hey, I lost my house. Mind if I bunk with you?
- Is your father a terrorist, because you are no less than a bomb!
- Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
- Is your dad in jail? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!
- You dropped something, "My jaw"!
- Hey baby, you must be a sweater, because you got me feeling warm all over!
- Check the girls clothing tag then say - "That's what I thought...made in heaven"!
- My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
- When God made you, he was showing off!
- It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me!
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